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NASA Truisms.
(1) Research is reading two books that have never been read in order to write a third that will never be read. (2) A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home. (3) Statistics are a highly logical and precise method for saying a half-truth inaccurately.

Nathan-Dommel Law of Federal Grants.
Given the chance, governments will spread benefits so as to provide something for everybody.

Neudel's Laws.
(1) Any organization created to unite a proliferation of splinter groups inevitably becomes another splinter group. (2) Any person hired by a bureaucracy to respond to public complaints has no power to remedy them. Corollary: The only people worth talking to in a bureaucracy are the ones who never deal with the public. (3) The most important information in any communication is the most likely to be either garbled by the communicator or misunderstood by the recipient.

Newlan's Truism
An acceptable level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.

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