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Imhof's Law
The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank—the really big chunks always rise to the top.

Indiana Jones's Response to the Next Problem.
"I don't know. I'm making it up as I go along."

Industrial Rules.
(1) Interchangeable parts won't. (2) High-pressure oil lines will spray visiting dignitaries.

Institutional Input Law.
The wider the interdepartmental consultation on a problem, the less will any agency accept responsibility for the final report.

Institutions, Law of.
The opulence of the front-office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.

The Insurance Catch-22.
If you want it, you can't get it, but if you'll never use it, and don't need it, you can buy all you want.

Inverse Peter Principle
Everyone rises to his own level of indispensability, and gets stuck here.

Invisible People's Rule of Management.
If I tell a man to do what he does not want to do, I am no longer chief.

Issawi's Observation On Cutting Waste from Budgets.
Budget cutters cannot cut waste, because waste is not budgeted.

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