George had always been a busy, tense man and his doctor informed him he would have to stop working and rest for a year. His wife Mildred lovingly agreed to support them for a year, but she was not a bright girl, and the only profession she was qualified for was the world's oldest. At the end of her first day out, she arrived home a sorry sight, in a state of near-exhaustion.
'How much did you earn, dear?'
'One pound three and sixpence.'
'That isn't very much for twelve hours' work. Who gave you the sixpence?'
'Why, silly,' she said: 'All of them, of course.'
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