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What Size

Dave was in the city to buy a tractor and wanted to buy a present for Mabel. Very nervously he went into a lingerie shop. The salesgirl was very pleasant and helpful, and asked:

"How can I help you?"

"I want to buy one of those," Dave said, and blushed as he pointed to a bra on a dummy.

"Certainly, sir. What size?"

"Size? Oh gosh. I don't know."

"Well are they like coconuts?"

"Oh, no."

"Are they like grapefruit?"

"Oh, no."

"Oranges then?"

"No."

"Lemons?"

"Lemons? Ah, no."

"Well then, eggs?"

"Eggs. Yes. Eggs—poached."

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