A sales rep staying in a hotel in America went looking for the men's toilet. When at last he found it, it was already occupied. In desperation he went back to his room and relieved himself into a paper bag. When he had finished he was preparing to throw the bag out the window, which was on the first floor. Just as he had made his swing, the bottom of the bag gave way and he finished up with the contents all along the floor, up the wall, across the ceiling and down the opposite wall.
Aghast at the mess he had made, he offered $10 to a porter to clean up and say nothing about it. The porter just looked in amazement at the devastation and said:
"Man! I'll give you $20 if you'll just tell me what position you were in."
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