What A Mug
A rep overnighting at a farmhouse was told: "You can sleep out here on the sofa, but you'll be much more comfortable if you spend the night with Baby."
The rep had visions of great puddles in the middle of the bed, and replied:
"That's all right thanks. I'll sleep here on the sofa."
It wasn't very comfortable, and by morning he was stiff and sore. Next thing the door opened and in walked a lovely redhead about eighteen years old, wearing skimpy baby doll pyjamas that showed plenty of long shapely leg. She stopped when she saw the visitor.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm Baby. Who are you?"
"Me? I'm the mug that spent the night on the sofa."
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