Lester was continuously nervous and tense, so he went to his doctor. He was greeted by the lovely red-headed nurse, and he told her his problem. She said, 'That's easy to arrange.' And she took him into a little room, relieved his tension, and said, 'That will be two pounds please.'
A few weeks later he was nervous and tense again, went back to the doctor, and the doctor examined him and gave him a prescription for tranquilizers, and said, 'That will be one pound.'
'If it's all the same to you, doc, I'd just as soon have the two-pound treatment.'
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