One evening a rep got stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic. His engine stopped and wouldn't start again. He got out and lifted the bonnet to see if he could find the trouble. While he was there he heard a strange noise, and walking round the car, found another driver squatting by his back wheel. This character grinned and winked and said:
"It's okay, mate. You get the battery and I'll get the hubcaps."
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