George and Charlie were in a Turkish bath, trying to get rid of last night's excess.
'How was your date last night?"
'Awful. Beautiful, but awful. The minute we got back to her flat the phone started ringing, and we didn't have a moment's peace. Everybody in town was trying to get a date with her."
'Come on now. You expect a beautiful young girl to have her phone number listed in the phone book, don't you?'
'Yeah, but not in the Trade Directory.'
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