There To Be Used
Roger and his pretty wife were about to check out of the hotel when Roger expostulated over the amount of the bill. The hotel manager told him that was the normal rate for a double room with bath and TV.
Roger said they didn't use the TV.
"I'm sorry, sir,' said the manager. 'It was there for you to use if you'd wanted it."
'O.K.,' said Roger, 'but in that case I'm going to charge you for making passes at my beautiful wife.'
The manager denied it, and Roger said, 'That's O.K. She was there for you to try if you wanted to.'
The manager was so flustered he reduced Roger's bill and Roger decided to try it again the next time they went on a trip.
'Sir, that's our normal rate,' said the young clerk.
'But we didn't use the TV.'
'I'm sorry, but it was there for you to use if you wanted to."
'In that case I'll have to charge you for making passes at my beautiful wife.'
To Roger's chagrin the young man stammered, 'O.K., O.K., I'll pay you. But keep your voice down, will you? I'm new at this hotel and you're apt to get me fired."
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