Late one night a salesman had a punctured tyre in the middle of nowhere, but he had no jack to change the wheel. The only thing was to walk to the farmhouse he had passed about two kilometres back to see if he could borrow one. As he walked, he rehearsed in his mind all the things the farmer might say to him:
"What's the idea of knocking me up at this hour of night?"
"Why should I lend my jack to you? I've never seen you before in my life."
"What sort of a driver are you that you don't carry your own jack anyway?"
"If I lend you my jack, how do I know I'll get it back?"
By the time he reached the farmhouse he was in a fine state. He hammered on the door. The farmer answered it:
"Yes, son. What's the trouble?"
"Never mind. You can keep your bloody jack."
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