The Bible Says
A salesman was lying on the bed in his motel unit reading the Gideon Bible. He suddenly had an inspiration. Swinging to his feet he walked out of the unit and along the passage to reception. The girl on the desk was a pretty little redhead. He stopped and talked with her for a while.
"What time do you knock off?"
"What about coming round to my unit when you finish for a few drinks?"
"Well, I'd like to, but I don't know whether I should."
"It'll be okay. It says so in the Bible."
"Oh well, all right then. I'll see you at nine."
Soon after nine o'clock she showed up at his unit. He had some drinks ready.
"What about a brandy and dry?"
"It would be nice, but I don't know if I ought to."
"Course you can. It says so in the Bible."
"Well in that case, all right."
They had several drinks and then he suggested a little roll in the hay.
"I wish I could, but I don't know if it'd be okay."
"Of course it would. It says so in the Bible."
They both climbed into his bed and spent a very pleasant half hour or so. Then the girl asked:
"Anyway. Whereabouts in the Bible does it say that all this is okay?"
He reached for the Gideon Bible beside the bed, and opened the front cover where someone had written:
"The redhead on the reception desk is a sure thing."
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