Bobby's mother had been away for a few weeks and was questioning her small son about events during her absence.
'Well, one night we had a thunderstorm, and I was scared, so daddy and me slept together.'
'Bobby,' said the boy's pretty young French nursemaid, 'You mean "daddy and I." '
'No,' said Bobby. 'That was last Thursday. I'm talking about Monday night.'
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