The other evening in a bar, a rather shy friend of ours spotted a remarkably well-endowed young lady drinking alone. He moved over and sat next to her, but he was too embarrassed to talk. So, instead, when he ordered his next drink, he ordered one for her and paid for them both. She nodded her thanks, but still they did not speak.
This went on for four rounds. Finally, emboldened by the liquor, he said, 'Do you ever go to bed with men?"
'I never have before,' she said, smiling, 'but I believe you talked me into it, you clever, silver-tongued devil, you.'
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