Rent In Advance
The estate agent couldn't remember when he'd rented an apartment to a more desirable tenant.
'Well,' he said, 'that's that. I wish you much happiness in your new flat, and here are the two keys that come with it.'
She accepted the keys and favoured him with a dazzling smile.
'And here is a month's rent in advance, honey.' And she handed him back one of the keys.
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