A rep looking for accommodation in a country town found a place offering a room and full board for only $25 a week. He moved right in. His first meal was breakfast—stewed rabbit. He hadn't eaten rabbit for a good while so he didn't mind at all. For lunch they had fried rabbit. At dinner it was roast rabbit. This went on day after day.
On the fourth morning the rep didn't show up for breakfast, so the landlady went to his room. He was doubled up, holding his stomach and groaning. She said:
"You poor man. You're not well. I'll call the doctor."
"Never mind the doctor," was the reply. "Get me a ferret."
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