Max was travelling back to his territory by train. Sharing the compartment was an old farmer. The journey took them through some rich dairy country and the old fellow was giving Max a running commentary.
"That's Hanson's place there. That's a nice herd of cows he's got. Let's see. There's eighty-seven head there. This next farm is Sullivan's. He hasn't got a bad herd either. Let's see. There's sixty-five head there."
He went on in this vein until Max pulled him up.
"Hey, listen. You mean that you're actually counting these cows in the time it takes for the train to go past?"
"It's not possible."
"Oh, it's not so hard. There's a trick to it. I just count all the tits and divide by four."
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