Put A Stop To Snoring
Late one afternoon a rep drove up to the only hotel in a small town. He found the publican and asked:
"Can you give me a room for the night?"
"Like to, but I can't. Every room's taken."
"Blimey! You've got to fit me in somewhere. I've got to work the town tomorrow. Can you give me a bed in a room with somebody else?"
"Well, there is one bed vacant in a twin room, but I hesitate to put you in there because the fellow in the other bed snores so much. We've had complaints about him before."
"That's all right. I'll soon fix him. I'll take it."
Next morning after breakfast the rep came to the desk to settle his account. He was as bright as a button. The publican asked him:
"How did you sleep last night?"
"Extra good, thanks."
"You didn't have any trouble with your roommate's snoring?"
"Oh, no. I soon put a stop to that."
"What did you do?"
"Well, when I went into the room, he was already in bed. I just went over and gave him a kiss on the cheek and said, 'Goodnight darling,' and he sat up all night watching me."
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