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Pulled Zip

The bountifully endowed young doll was in an embarrassing situation, for her arms were filled with packages and she was wearing a dress too tight to allow her to step up into the bus. A crowd pressed from behind, and so she reached back, unobserved she hoped, and attempted to gain some additional freedom by pulling down the zipper at the back of her dress. I didn't seem to help, so she reached again for the zipper and additional freedom, but again it was no use.

Then, from out of the crowd behind her, a young man picked her up and deposited her gently inside the bus.

'What right have you to pick me up like that?' she gasped. 'Why I don't even know you.'

'Well, miss,' the man said, 'after you pulled my zipper down

the second time, I began to feel as though we were pretty good friends.'

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