On My Time
Max the plumber was summoned to a mansion to fix a leak, and tried to combine business with pleasure with the pretty maid. She refused on the grounds that her mistress was home and she didn't want to get fired. Next morning, she called him to say her mistress was out, and would he like to come over and see her.
'What!' yelled Max. 'In my own time?'
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