Not That Good
A salesman walked into the parlour of a country pub and was amazed to see a poker game in progress where one of the players was a sheepdog. As he watched, the dog drew two cards and took out the jackpot with a full hand.
"This is unreal," said the salesman. "I've never seen anything like it. There can't be another dog in the country that can play cards like this one."
"Ah, he's not that hard to beat. Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."
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