A young man came to the underwear department of a men's store with a complaint. He was attended to by a young woman.
"I want to return these underpants please."
"Certainly, sir. What's wrong with them?"
"They're . . . not suitable."
"In what way, sir?"
"Well, I'll put it this way. Do you know St Paul's Cathedral?"
"Yes, of course."
"And do you know the ballroom underneath?"
"Wait a minute. There's no ballroom underneath."
"Right. And that's just what's wrong with these underpants."
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