Mess With The Officers
A number of showgirls were entertaining troops at a remote army camp. They had been at it all afternoon and were tired and very hungry. At the close of their performance, the major asked,
'Would you girls like to mess with the officers or the other ranks this evening?"
'It really doesn't matter,' spoke up a shapely blonde. 'But we've just got to have something to eat first.'
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