The street vendor was very persuasive. "Take home a bunch of flowers for the wife, sir."
"I don't have a wife."
"Then take a bunch for your sweetheart."
"I haven't got a sweetheart either."
"You're a lucky man. Buy a couple of bunches to celebrate."
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