"You see these, darling? No man has ever looked at them before. And now they're yours. All yours."
There was a prolonged scuffling noise.
"You see this, darling? I've been saving it up all these years, and now it's yours. All yours."
There was more scuffling. The rep lost patience and called out:
"When you get to the black leather briefcase, it's mine. All mine."
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