Deciding to investigate rumours of immoral amusements among college students, a young professor arranged to have himself invited to a week-end party.
After the party had been going for several hours without a single incident, the much-relieved professor said goodnight, and went up to bed.
Suddenly, his door opened, and a shapely female undergrad in a flimsy nightgown appeared.
'Did you want me?' he asked in surprise.
'Not especially,' she said. 'I just drew you.'
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