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I Need My Drink

There was a drunk sitting in a bar, crying like a baby. A guy walked up and asked what was wrong.

'I did a terrible thing tonight,' sniffled the drunk. 'I sold my wife to a fellow for a bottle of Scotch."

'That is terrible,' said the other fellow, 'And now that she's gone you wish you had her back.'

'That's right," said the drunk, still sniffling.

'You're sorry you sold her because you realize too late that you love her.'

'No, no,' said the drunk. 'I wish I had her back because I'm thirsty again."

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