I Had To Get Up Anyway
Staggering into his apartment, the bibber deposited himself on the bed and fell asleep. An hour later, he was awakened by a knock at the door. He staggered out of bed and opened it to find his drinking companion of the evening.
'Sorry to wake you up, Joe."
'That's all right. I had to get up to answer the door anyway.'
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