I Can Do Anything With These
One morning a rep was talking with a chemist who had let him put a large display of Snugg tampons in his showroom. The chemist interrupted their talk to attend to a young boy of about nine or ten.
"Yes, my boy. How can I help you?"
"I want a packet of tampons please."
The chemist took his money and began wrapping the purchase.
"Are these for your mother or your sister?"
"Neither. They're for me."
"Are they? What are you going to do with them?"
"I don't know for sure, but I saw on television that when you wear Snugg tampons you can go surfing, skin diving, hang gliding and horseback riding. I've never done any of those things, but now I'll be able to."
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