The maitre d'hotel at the Ritz was interviewing waiters for a big society tanquet. The only applicants he could find were inexperienced or had had experience at roadside cafes. He could do nothing but hire them.
During the banquet one of the waiters noticed that a young debutante's bosom had fallen out of her gown and was in her soup. Quick as a flash he jumped forward, seized it, dried it with a towel and put it back in her gown.
The maitre seized him and denounced him as a clumsy oaf. He said, 'When an incident such as that occurs at the Ritz, one uses a warmed serving spoon.'
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