A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a bird with a big beak.
'What's that strange-looking bird?' she asks the proprietor.
'That's a gobble bird,' he answers.
'Why do you call him a gobble bird?'
The man says to the bird, 'Gobble bird my chair."
The bird immediately starts pecking away and gobbles up the chair.
'I'll buy him," the woman says.
The owner asks why.
'Well,' she says, 'when my husband comes home, he'll see the bird and ask, "What's that?" I'll say, "A gobble bird." Then he'll say, "Gobble bird my foot!" '
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