Go And Get...
The marketing manager was in the branch office stirring things up. One hot afternoon he came upon Dick Prendergast writing up his orders in the reps' room with no tie on.
"Here. You can't go round dressed like that. You're a representative of the company. Put a necktie on."
"Go and get fucked."
The marketing manager went to the branch manager and reported the exchange.
"This Prendergast. What can you tell me about him?"
"He's our best rep. His figures each year are more than any other two men we've got."
"Perhaps so. But you go and tell him not to address me in that fashion, and also to put on a necktie."
The branch manager conveyed this message to Prendergast, who merely replied:
"Go and have a shit."
He went back to the marketing manager.
"Did you tell him what I told you to?"
"Yes I did."
"What did he say?"
"He told me to go and have a shit."
"Did he? And what are you going to do now?"
"I'm going to have a shit. You can make your own arrangements."
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