Four Years Later
A saleswoman travelling in French perfumes had car trouble late one Sunday afternoon. Fortunately she was not far from a farmhouse, so she walked over and interviewed the farmer.
"My car's broken down and I won't be able to get help until the morning. Can you put me up for the night?"
"Guess so, but I don't want any foolery with my two sons Dave and Bruce here." The two lads look to be in their early twenties.
"That'll be all right," she says.
But after they all go to bed, she starts to get randy just thinking about the two young men in the next room. In the end she sneaks in and wakes them.
"How would you boys like me to teach you the ways of the world?" The boys are willing.
"Only thing is, you'll have to wear these condoms in case I get pregnant." She helps them put them on and they go at it all night.
Four years go by and Dave takes Bruce aside.
"You remember that perfume saleslady that taught us the ways of the world?"
"Yeah," said Bruce, his eyes lighting up. "I remember."
"Do you care if she gets pregnant?"
"Neither do I. Let's take these damned things off."
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