A rep staying at a remote hotel was horrified when he visited the only toilet-a smelly earth closet down the backyard, surrounded by a cloud of hundreds of flies. He remonstrated with the publican:
"Look here. You've got to do something about that toilet down the back. I can't use it. There are flies everywhere."
"Don't worry about it," he was told. "Just wait two or three minutes and I'll be ringing the dinner bell."
"What good will that do?"
"They'll all come up to the dining room."
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