A newspaperman was interviewing the sixty-five-year-old boxing champion.
'You're really an extraordinary man to be a boxing champ at sixty-five.'
'Heck, I'm not nearly the man my dad is. He has just signed to play centre-forward for Arsenal, and he's eighty-eight. He's in Liverpool now, attending my grandpa's wedding. My grandpa's 'Amazing,' said the newspaper man.
'You're a boxing champ at sixty-five, your father's a football player at eighty-eight, and now your grandfather wants to get married at 114.'
'Hell, mister, grandpa doesn't want to get married. He has to.'
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