Two salesmen were having coffee together and one was telling the other:
"We've got a terrific sales competition going at our place. The fellow who writes the biggest percentage over target for the quarter gets a holiday for two in the south of France with all expenses paid. The fellow who's second highest gets a tailor-made suit with an extra pair of trousers, and the fellow who's third gets a dozen shirts."
The other rep looked gloomily at his coffee for a moment.
"We're having a sales competition at our place too. The fellow that wins it keeps his job."
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