A farmer caught a rep in bed with his wife and knocked him out cold. When the man came to he was in the barn. The farmer had screwed his dick into a vice as tight as he could and thrown the handle away. He was standing there sharpening up a big carving knife. The rep blurted:
"Crikey! You're not going to cut it off are you?"
The farmer handed him the knife.
"No son. You can do that. I'm just going to set fire to the barn."
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