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Can't Get A Lei

On the afternoon of New Year's Eve, the licensee of the Prospector's Arms came into a wholesaler looking for some leis.

"I think we've got some," the salesman said. I'll go down the back and check for you."

He looked in the store but there was not one left. He came back and broke the news to his customer.

"Sorry. We haven't got a single lei left."

"That's lovely. What am I supposed to do? You people sell decorations, and when I want to buy them you haven't got any."

He went on at length in this vein. The salesman waited his chance. When the customer stopped talking he said with a straight face:

"It's pretty tough when you can't get a lei on New Year's Eve, isn't it?"

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