Can't Afford The Rates
Charlie was taking his out-of-town pal for a stroll through the city. The friend observed a good-looking girl and asked Charlie if he knew her.
'Yes, that's Betty. "Five pounds." '
'How about that one?"
'That's Dolores. "Ten pounds." '
'Here comes one that's really first-class, Do you know her?'
'That's Gloria. "Twenty pounds." '
'My God, aren't there any nice, respectable girls in this town?"
'Of course, but you couldn't afford their rates.'
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