Sheila and George were spending the first night of their honeymoon in a quaint medieval town in France. Sheila suggested coyly that they make love every time the old night watchman rang his hourly bell. George smiled in delight at this prospect, but four rings later he pretended he had to go out for cigarettes and staggered off to the watchman's tower.
'Listen, old man,' he wheezed, 'do me a favour and for the rest of the night ring that bell at two hour intervals instead of hourly, Here, I'll give you some money.'
'I would be happy to oblige,' said the watchman, 'but I cannot. A beautiful young lady had already bribed me to ring the bell every half-hour.'
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