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Best To Shoot Once

Beauregard discovered his wife in the arms of her lover. Mad with rage, he shot her dead. The southern jury brought in a verdict of justifiable homicide.

Just as Beauregard was about to leave the courtroom a free man, the judge stopped him and asked, 'Why did you shoot your wife instead of her lover?'

'Suh', he replied, 'I decided it was better to shoot a woman once than a different man each week."

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