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A rep for McSporran & McHaggis was caught in torrential rain. It came down in sheets. He sent off a telegram to Glasgow:

"MAROONED BY FLOODS, WIRE INSTRUCTIONS."

Two hours later the reply came back: "COMMENCE ANNUAL VACATION IMMEDIATELY."

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