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It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in time sheets that specify large amounts of miscellaneous unproductive time.

It has become a problem not knowing exactly what you are doing with your unproductive time. Below is a list of new job codes and a description for each code based on observations of employee activities. The list will allow you to specify with better precision what you are doing during your unproductive time.

Please begin using this job code list immediately!

05000 Surfing the Net

05001 Reading/Writing Social E-mail

05002 Sharing Social E-Mail (see codes 05003, 05004)

05003 Collecting Jokes and Other Humorous Material via E-Mail

05004 Forwarding Jokes and Other Humorous Material via E-Mail

05005 Faxing Jokes and Other Humorous Material to Friends not on E-Mail

05317 Obstructing communications at meeting

05318 Trying to sound knowledgeable while in Meeting

05319 Waiting for Break

05320 Waiting for Lunch

05321 Waiting for End of Day

05322 Vicious Verbal Attacks Directed at Coworker

05323 Vicious Verbal Attacks Directed at Coworker while Coworker Is Not Present

05393 Covering for Incompetence of Coworker Friend

05400 Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who Is Not Interested in Learning

05401 Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who is Stupid

05402 Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who Hates You

05481 Buying Snack

05482 Eating Snack

05500 Filling Out Time Sheet

05501 Inventing Time Sheet Entries

05502 Waiting for Something to Happen

05503 Scratching Myself

05504 Sleeping

05510 Feeling Bored

05600 Bitching about Lousy Job (see code 05610)

05601 Bitching about Low Pay (see code 05610)

05602 Bitching about Long Hours (see code 05610)

05603 Bitching about Coworker (see codes 05322, 05323)

05604 Bitching about Boss (see code 05610)

05605 Bitching about Personal Problems

05610 Searching for a New Job

05640 Miscellaneous Unproductive Bitching

05701 Not Actually Present at Job

05702 Suffering from Eight-Hour Flu

06102 Ordering Out

06103 Waiting for Food Delivery to Arrive

06104 Taking it Easy while Digesting Food

06200 Using Company Resources for Personal Profit

06201 Stealing Company Goods

06203 Using Company Phone to Make Long-Distant Personal Calls

06206 Gossiping

06207 Planning a Social Event

06221 Pretending to Work While Boss is Watching

06222 Pretending to Enjoy My Job

06223 Pretending I Like My Coworkers

06224 Pretending I Like Important People When in Reality They are Jerks

06238 Miscellaneous Unproductive Fantasizing

06601 Running my Own Business on Company Time (see code 06603)

06602 Complaining

06603 Writing a Book on Company Time

06604 Planning a Vacation on Company Time

06611 Staring Into Space

06612 Staring at Computer Screen

06615 Transcendental Meditation

07281 Extended Trip to the Bathroom (at least 10 min.)

07400 Talking with Divorce Lawyer on Phone

07401 Talking with Plumber on Phone

07402 Talking with Dentist on Phone

07403 Talking with Doctor on Phone

07404 Talking with Masseuse on Phone

07405 Talking with House Painter on Phone

07406 Talking with Personal Therapist on Phone

07419 Talking with Miscellaneous Paid Professional on Phone

07425 Talking with Mistress/Boy Toy on Phone (also see code 07400)

07931 Asking Coworker to Aid Me in an Illicit Activity

08000 Recreational Drug Use

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