Average: Not too bright.
Exceptionally well qualified: Has committed no major blunders to date.
Active socially: Drinks heavily.
Zealous attitude: Opinionated.
Character above reproach: Still one step ahead of the law.
Unlimited potential: Will tick until retirement.
Quick thinking: Offers plausible excuses for errors.
Takes pride in his work: Conceited.
Takes advantage of every opportunity to progress: Buys drinks for superiors.
Forceful and aggressive: Argumentative.
Indifferent to instruction: Knows more than his seniors.
Stern disciplinarian: A bastard.
Tactful in dealing with superiors: Knows when to keep his mouth shut.
Approaches difficult problems with logic: Finds someone else to do the job.
A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.
Not a "desk" man: Did not go to college.
Expresses himself well: Speaks English.
Spends extra hours on job: Miserable home life.
Conscientious and careful: Scared.
Meticulous in attention to detail: A nitpicker.
Demonstrates qualities of leadership: Has a loud voice.
Judgment is usually sound: Lucky.
Maintains professional attitude: A snot.
Keen sense of humor: Has a vast repertory of dirty jokes.
Strong adherence to principles: Stubborn.
Gets along extremely well with superiors and subordinates alike: A coward.
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