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Average: Not too bright.

Exceptionally well qualified: Has committed no major blunders to date.

Active socially: Drinks heavily.

Zealous attitude: Opinionated.

Character above reproach: Still one step ahead of the law.

Unlimited potential: Will tick until retirement.

Quick thinking: Offers plausible excuses for errors.

Takes pride in his work: Conceited.

Takes advantage of every opportunity to progress: Buys drinks for superiors.

Forceful and aggressive: Argumentative.

Indifferent to instruction: Knows more than his seniors.

Stern disciplinarian: A bastard.

Tactful in dealing with superiors: Knows when to keep his mouth shut.

Approaches difficult problems with logic: Finds someone else to do the job.

A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.

Not a "desk" man: Did not go to college.

Expresses himself well: Speaks English.

Spends extra hours on job: Miserable home life.

Conscientious and careful: Scared.

Meticulous in attention to detail: A nitpicker.

Demonstrates qualities of leadership: Has a loud voice.

Judgment is usually sound: Lucky.

Maintains professional attitude: A snot.

Keen sense of humor: Has a vast repertory of dirty jokes.

Strong adherence to principles: Stubborn.

Gets along extremely well with superiors and subordinates alike: A coward.

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