To Succeed In Business
'My boy,' said the boss to his son, who was just starting out in the family firm, 'if you are to succeed in business, there are two things which are vitally important: honesty and foresight.'
'What exactly do you mean by honesty, Dad?' asked the lad.
'No matter what happens,' said his father, 'always keep your word once you have given it."
'And foresight?' said the young man.
'Never give your word in the first place.'
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