The New Foreman
A man called Dodgin was appointed foreman at a large Midlands factory. On his first day, hardly any of the work force knew his name. He was making his rounds of the factory when he came across four men in the corner of a deserted warehouse, busily playing cards. 'Who are you?' asked one of the men.
'I'm Dodgin, the new foreman,' he replied. 'So are we, mate,' said the workman. 'Sit down and well deal you in.'
The boss listened sympathetically as one of his young A executives explained why he needed a raise. 'Yes, I quite understand,' said the boss. 'I realize you can't get married on the salary I'm paying you - and some day, believe me, you'll thank me for it.'
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