The New Clerk
P.D Armour, the great American meat magnate, was a stickler for hard work and long hours. He once hired a new clerk but forgot to tell him what time he was expected to report for work. On the first day, the new clerk turned up at 8 a.m. Armour and his staff were already hard at work.
The next day, the clerk came in at 7.30 a.m. - only to find once again that Armour and his staff were already on the job. Armour glowered at him but said nothing.
On the third morning, the new employee managed to get in at 7 a.m. Everybody was already there. Armour looked up from his desk and said, 'Young man - just what is it you do with your mornings?'
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