The manager's personal assistant was consistently late for work. The trouble was, he had the greatest difficulty in getting up in the morning. He took the problem to his doctor, who prescribed some sleeping pills for him. He went to bed early that night and had his first really good night's sleep in weeks. He felt so good that he actually got to work early. In high spirits, he said to his boss,
' I didn't have any trouble at all in getting up this morning.'
'Great!' said his boss. 'But where were you yesterday?'
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