There is a very exclusive club in Mayfair which is popular among senior executives and top business bosses. For many years it was strictly men only - ladies were not allowed in under any circumstances. One evening, one of the top bosses walked in and was horrified to see that the dining room was full of chattering members of the fair sex. 'What's going on?' he demanded of the club secretary.
'We've decided in committee to allow the members to bring their wives in to dinner once a month,' said the secretary.
'Yes, but hang on a minute,' protested the boss. 'That's not fair! I'm not married. Supposing I wanted to bring my girlfriend in?'
The club secretary thought it over for a moment and then said, 'I suppose it would be all right - provided she's the wife of one of the members ...'
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