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A business executive was called upon to make a speech at a forthcoming dinner for top bosses. 'I don't know what I'm going to do,' he confessed to a colleague. 'I haven't the faintest idea what to talk about.'

'Why don't you talk about sex?' suggested his friend. 'That always goes down well.'

So the executive gave a speech on the subject of sex and it went down very well indeed. When he got home that night, his wife asked him how his talk had gone. 'I think they liked it,' he said non-committally.

'And what did you talk about, dear?' asked his wife.

Not wishing to embarrass her, he said, 'Oh - er - I talked about yachting.'

The following week, the wife was approached by one of her husband's colleagues at a party. 'Smashing speech your husband made last week!' he enthused. 'I didn't know he was such an expert on the subject!'

'No, it's funny, that,' said the wife. 'He's only tried it twice - the first time he was sick and the second time his hat blew off!'

Did you hear about the secretary who was in charge of ordering the new furnishings for the boss's office? He had her on the carpet because she'd forgotten to order a new studio couch.

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